What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I like God is love and lives within you.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I don't like religions.

But this is not

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Your going to be alright just relax

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

This isn't going to, hurt.

What did one boob say to the other boob

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Innocent before proven guilty

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

You shall not bear false witness.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I don't like

Bible.. Hm.?

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Maybe leave out

Lose lips shimk ships.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Deuteronomy 17

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?